Really stupid. Just a bunch of special effects and nonsensical blather… oh, and killer apes.
Conan the Destroyer
Pathetic attempt at a sequel to the classic original. God, this movie really sucked bad. I mean, do they TRY to make these movies bad on purpose? It sure looks like it.
Conan the Barbarian
Still Arnold Schwarzenegger’s best movie. He wasn’t afraid to show off his muscles, and they were critical to the portrayal of the character. Conan was a simple person, Arnie did a great job.
The Commitments
Commando
Attention Arnold Schwarzenegger, you are NOT an actor, so quit trying to be one. Just stay home, smoke cigars, flex your muscles and make babies with that Amazon wife of yours… we’ll all be a lot better off!
Coming to America
If Eddie Murphy did indeed steal this movie idea… WHY!!!!???? This was just stupid.
Colors
A perfect example of why we should end the drug war.
Cocktail
A bunch of cocks chase tail.
Coal Miner’s Daughter
Your typical country girl gets famous thing. It was done pretty well.
Clueless
Like, I totally hope that some nutjob valley girl saw this movie and suddenly realized that she was indeed NOT cool. There’s another planet out there, and it’s right here on earth. The scene where they get on the freeway says it all.
Clue – The Movie
Pretty neat. I don’t remember which ending I saw, but I guess they were all about the same. So many plot twists and turns that you’d go crazy. I’ll have to say that I really liked the clue videotape game – you had to watch these scenes that had all kinds of stuff going, then figure out who did it based on stuff that happened in the scene. The thing is that you didn’t know what to look for until the scene had already played, so you had to remember what the heck happened. I’m not really describing it right, but it was a cool game anyway – very inventive & different.
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Just a darn neat film. One of the best “alien visitation” movies I’ve seen. I’ve never met anyone who hated this movie… what can I say?
Clockstoppers
I had to see this movie. It was a plot-line I’d often fantisized about when I was young. I thought, wouldn’t that be great to have all the time in the world? I’d stop the clock for hundreds… maybe thousands of years and do all kinds of crazy stuff that would change the world as we know it. I knew this movie would be dumb, but I was sorry to see how dumb it was. At least now I know. Instead of doing something really creative or interesting with their new-found “power”, the main characters just use it for pointless pranks. The strange thing is how they don’t even see the time-stopping watch as a “big deal”, they treat it like a new video game or something, and pretty much continue with their lives as they were. Come on! an invention of that magnitude would blow-away anybody! A bunch of people complained about the physics of the movie (that it violates all kinds of laws). That didn’t really bother me, the premise necessitated some bending of the rules. It did bother me that the movie violated its own set of rules – near the end this happens a lot, plus there are a lot of scenes where I was squirming, “why don’t they just…”. Plus, the whole liquid-nitrogen thing was just stupid. Bottom line? Don’t bother seeing this movie.
A Clockwork Orange
Cliffhanger
Relentless silliness in the mountains of Italy… er… Colorado??? Right. The movie starts with a completely ridiculous opening sequence – people doing something that people just don’t do, and an accident that just wouldn’t happen… The rest of the movie is a bunch of the same stuff.
Clash of the Titans (original)
When this came out, I was stunned. Why wasn’t every movie like this? Now that every movie IS trying to be like this, I’m thinking… um, I wish I could just watch Clash of the Titans.
Clerks
Clearcut
Clair Dolan
Citizen Kane
Sure it was good, but the best movie ever? I think not. What a silly thing to say anyway, that’s so impossible to say about ANY movie. I guess I liked it, but I find myself shrugging my shoulders when I think about it… nothing too special.
The Cider House Rules
Probably not a big hit with the anti-abortion folks. A young man finds his true mission in life. If I had one complaint, it’s that all the kids in the orphanage are soooo darling, when in truth, they’re all just a bunch of bastards.
A Christmas Story
Classic Christmas story… What can I say?
Children of the Corn
Brainless horror movie. It’s about killer farmkids… need I say more? They even made a sequel, boy people are dumb.
The Chinese Connection
The Bruce Lee movie that everyone forgets about. It was possibly his best. The story was actually well put together, and the movie had a real message about class struggles. It takes more than one man to change things, but all change starts with one man. Great ending too!
Chocolat
One of those movies that I rented simply because of the hype – wasn’t expecting much. It was wonderful movie – everything I secretly hoped it would be. In a way, it was like a modern-day fairy tale. One of those movies that puts you in a good mood without resorting to the usual predictable “hollywood tactics”. btw: I had thought this was a French movie, but it is in English… just set in France. I did have one question though, did they really have cellophane wrapping in 1950’s rural France? I would think the shop would be more likely to use paper wrappings…