Top Secret!

There will never be another. I must have watched this move 50 times when it came out, and it was funnier every time. This movie has so many absolutely classic scenes that I can’t even list them all. The jokes aren’t “forced” either, they just flow into the plot seamlessly. I love the way this movie confuses time periods and countries and politics into some mushed-up alternate reality.

 

The Thomas Crowne Affair – 1999

Almost a James Bond movie. All in all it was good, although I think the investigator figured out “who did it” a little quickly. Perhaps that was just in order to speed the plot along? There are a few things in this movie that didn’t make a whole lot of logical sense, but what the hell. I hear that many women think Pierce is sexy, that’s probably a good enough reason for half the population to go see this. After all, I spend so much time talking about babes in movies, I guess I should give equal time.

 

The Thin Red Line

What really bothered me about this movie were all the good reviews it got. This was an extremely boring movie. I think I know why it got good reviews though, all these ridiculous movie critics care more about the emotional side of war than the actual fighting of it. Yes, war is tough, it brings out some crazy emotions in people, but that’s not all it does. Every single person in this movie had some major character “hang-up” which caused them to be dysfunctional. It was so overblown it was ridiculous. On top of that, the pace of this movie would make a snail bored. How many times do they have to flashback to some farm field in Iowa? It takes forever for anyone to say anything or do anything in this movie. The only redeeming quality of this film was the cinematography. It did look good. (and the pace did pick up a bit toward the end)

 

The Thing – 1982

My favorite alien/horror/suspense movie… at least when it came out. (I saw the original “thing” from the 50’s – it was stupid.) This movie keeps you guessing the whole way through, and the ending was great. This is probably the only movie that ever gave me real “chills”… of course that probably had more to do with my being like 12 years old when it came out.

 

There’s Something About Cameron Diaz

er… Mary. I really wanted to hate this movie since everybody thought it was SO funny. But, despite my most cynical efforts, I didn’t. It was pretty funny. It wasn’t the funniest or best movie I ever saw, but it was worth watching. I didn’t get too much out of the physical humor (like the dog stuff, or the “hair gel”). The characters were just all believable… yet at the same time unbelievable. My favorite had to be Warren. I think what made this movie work best was how nothing was “forgotten” or left hanging. Everything which happened in the movie had something to do with the plot, and it all flowed really well.

 

Theremin: An Electronic Odyssey

You know the sound of the Theremin, even if you’ve never seen one. It’s the musical instrument that’s famous for that spooky sound in 50’s sci-fi movies… This is a documentary about the instrument, it’s inventor (Leon Theremin), and it’s most famous virtuoso, Clara Rockmore. Thankfully, the documentary was made just before some of the key players died. I was really impressed to hear & see Clara Rockmore play the Theremin with a serious, professional attitude & skill. I guess it’s proof that the beauty of music isn’t in the way the music is created, but in how it’s played and heard.