Teen Wolf

Yes, I saw this. Sorry, I promise not to do it again. Hey! I did NOT see Teen Wolf Too! so at least I have that going for me. I remember seeing an interview with the “star” of Teen Wolf Too, and he was going on about how it was “too” not “two”, so it was a really clever title. I guess that’s about all he could come up with.

 

Tank Girl

I liked this movie. I’m not ashamed to admit either. I don’t think many people understood that it was supposed to have a “cartoonish” look to it. Most people just saw that as cheap and stupid. Of course, I am a much more advanced version of human, so I could fully understand and appreciate the artistic aspects of this fine piece of cinema. Sorry for all you dimwits out there, you’re missing out.

 

Switchback

Seriously stupid. I saw this in a hotel at Cajon pass. The only channel they had was HBO – nothing else. This movie’s plot just didn’t make logical sense. They never really had a reason that the bad guy was bad, or the good guy was good, they just were. If you liked this movie, you have no brain… at least no analytical part of a brain.

 

Sweet and Lowdown

Thoroughly entertaining. This is the story of Emmet Ray, a jazz guitar virtuoso from the early part of the 1900’s. To be honest, I don’t even know if there actually was an actual person, or whether it was all an elaborate “made-up documentary” by Woody Allen (I’d find that amusing if true). Well, I suppose I could figure it out with a little investigation next time I go on-line. Anyway, it’s a good fun character-study movie, Sean Penn did a great job. Anyone wanna go shoot rats at the dump and look at trains?

 

Story of the Weeping Camel

I’m not sure how you would categorize this movie… perhaps docu-drama? A camel refuses to suckle her newborn calf, and after trying all kinds of things the camel ranchers decide to perform a musical “love your calf” ceremony. It’s happy, it’s sad, and it’s almost unbelievable, but yet, so true you have to believe it. With characters like “Dude” the boy and “Botok” the camel, how can you go wrong? Oh, did I mention that it all takes place in Mongolia? I’m not sure if it’s inner or outer Mongolia, or if that even matters… but it is an interesting look into a not-so-idealized portrayal of life in the Gobi desert. I was thinking, these people could just as well be living in eastern Oregon. People are the same everywhere.

 

Stir of Echoes

Few movies creep me out. This one almost did, and I think that was due to the directing more than anything. Some of the scenes were quite well filmed. As for the plot? It was your typical “everyday man becomes obsessed with something he can’t understand”. It reminded me of ‘Close Encounters….” actually. I wish they had alluded to the climax of the movie a little more. I guessed the ending anyway, but I think it would have been better if Kevin Bacon’s friends had more of a dark side & if we got subtle glimpses into that side of their characters. After all, those characters were crucial to the outcome of the movie, and we barely got to know them.

 

Strange Days

I thought this was a really cool movie. Juliette Lewis in her heyday… In any case, I was always sad that this movie didn’t “do” as well as it should have. I can’t really pick out any single thing that impressed me with the movie. Maybe they just did a good job showing how the “invention” integrated itself into society, and how it became a problem for the obsessed.