Pretty damn silly, and quite forgettable. Of course, I never will be blessed with forgetting it – it’s embedded in my brain for all eternity.
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
A modern fable for our children to enjoy at Christmas..
National Lampoon’s Animal House
Sure it was funny, maybe even a classic. But I don’t know, it just wasn’t my type of movie for some reason. It’s almost like everyone is pressuring me to like this, and I want to rebel and say it’s lame (even though it kind of isn’t).
Nate and Hayes
A pirate movie that I remember seeing back in the early 80’s when we just got Showtime. I remember that I did like it… or at least parts of it. I think I saw it like a zillion times, but I don’t really remember the plot.
Napolean Dynamite
This may be a rare movie that’s so hip and true, it’s not hip or true. (and I mean that in a good way)
Naked States
A documentary about a guy who photographed naked people all over the country a few years ago. At first I was thinking – this guy is a shallow, “why doesn’t the world appreciate me?” guy. But, he grew on me as the movie progressed. I think his reaction to the nudist colony made me like him more. A few of the photographs were really neat. I think my favorite was the heavy woman on the rocks near New York.
Naked Lunch
I’ll have to read the book someday. This was one whacked movie. It was a great exploration of a drug-induced alternate reality. It does a great job of blurring the lines of time, place, fantasy and reality.
Nadja
This is the movie I saw where they showed a trailer for “Blackula”. That trailer was better than this movie. Nadja was a boring, low-budget black&white vampire movie. If you’re going to make a low-budget black&white movie, do it about something original.
My Cousin Vinny
Ya, it was fun… I’m really not sure what to make of movies this. I mean, they’re entertaining, but all the same, I’m sitting there thinking…”why am I spending my time watching this?”. And I don’t have a good answer.
My Stepmother is an Alien
Pretty darn stupid.
My Life as a Dog
Growing up in Scandinavia. Shoot, I don’t really remember the plot of this one either, just that it was cute & good.
My Girl
I don’t honestly remember much about this, just that some little kid dies of bee stings.
My Blue Heaven
“…You could melt all this stuff”… how I’d love to use that line someday.
The Muppet Movie
Still the original best… The movie makes us forget that these are not real “people”, they’re made-up fuzzy creatures. wouldn’t that be a trip if Muppets were real… and working at the McDonalds or something?
The Mummy
I guess I didn’t really see all of this, I fell asleep sometime in the middle. Strange, I was trying to remember how it ended, then I deduced I must have fallen asleep.
Multiplicity
This was a fun movie, it’s comedy where a person has himself cloned to help with his busy life. Of course, his life just gets busier and it doesn’t work. I was wondering… would this work as something other than a comedy? Perhaps a murder/drama/mystery? There are a lot of possibilities here, I’m sure it’s just a matter of time until someone makes another similar movie. (see the sixth day – and it sucked).
Mulholland Drive
The last thought you have before you die. The dream you never remember having. The world the way you wish it was. People and events happening all around you. Never knowing why. Not being a part of it all. Abosolute control over an uncertain destiny. This has been a recording, don’t be alarmed.
Mulan
All in all, it was a decent movie. It probably disney-fied an otherwise classic fable (forever destroying the original), but that’s what disney does!
The Motorcycle Diaries
Che! Refreshing, stylistic, and redemptive.
Mother
Albert Brooks is one of those people who can make just about any movie interesting. In this one he tries to find out about himself by moving back in with his mother (Debbie Reynolds). Lots of funny dialogue ensues. Protective ice? Ha!
Mostly Martha
Mostly a much better movie than the US remake (No reservations). A driven female chef learns to live and love a little. I liked how the end was kind of messy, but also kind of worked-out.
Moscow on the Hudson
Robin “I defect” Williams actually acting. Enjoyable, but a bit “dated”. Cold war is over everyone. I wonder how other cold war movies will “age”?
Mortal Kombat
I’m not sure if I saw this… or just played the video game. It’s not like there’s much difference anyway.
Moonraker
James Bond kills bad guys in outer space. Far out.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
If you haven’t seen this, you’ve missed out on everything. If you saw it and didn’t laugh your ass off, then you have absolutely no sense of humor. You’re probably an idiot too.