The first half-hour of this movie had real promise, and there were some funny little bits scattered throughout… but, there was no glue to hold the mess together. That’s what the story was – a complete mess. A lot of this movie made absolutely no sense whatsoever, instead it relied on stuff like “a guy with a chicken stuck up his ass” for entertainment. Yes sir, millions of years of evolution, 5000 years of civilization, and it’s produced this.