Let’s see… I’m an alien super-human hiding out on earth, being pursued across the galaxy by ruthless creatures determined to destroy me. What would be a good plan…? Maybe train to fight? Maybe learn all I can about my history from my bodyguard? Maybe go deep underground and try to connect with my similarly positioned compatriots? Nah… I think I’ll enroll in high school, and date a cute human girl. Yup, that sounds like a great idea. The results from there are fairly predictable… the movie is only saved from utter disaster by a few moments where it drifts into pure camp, poking fun at itself.