Wild Wild West

God, what a dumb movie!!! I feel I should apologize for this even being on my list. I didn’t mean to see it, really! It was a total accident. Some idiot gave us the wrong directions to a theater and this was the only thing playing there. We meant to see Austin Powers II that night. Instead, I got to experience a new low in Hollywood moviecranking.

 

Fierce Creatures

I saw this movie in Pattaya, Thailand in a crummy hotel room.  I was totally sick and unable to go golfing with my friends.  So, I stayed inside almost all day in a half-conscious daze.  The TV didn’t really come in very well, there was an annoying flashing horizontal line across the middle of the tiny screen.  The speakers buzzed loudly in unison with the flashing line.  I could barely hear the movie, but I watched it anyway.  It seemed to be OK… a lot like “a fish called wanda” (go figure), but not quite as good.  I’m not entirely sure what the plot even was.