Sure, this movie was kind of stupid, but it was mostly watchable… mostly. If you’re 22 years old, and hung-over on the couch on a lazy Sunday… this is just the kind of movie for you. I guess that means it could be “the new Beastmaster” or something. What’s crazy is the amount of money they dropped on this. Why did it cost so much? Plus, it would have benefited from a better name. “John Carter” doesn’t tell you anything about the movie – just makes it sound dull.