The Ice Pirates

I am blessed. I have lived through a period of time which has seen the release of this beautiful piece of grand cinema. I can only attempt to review this movie. Words… ha! words can hardly describe the awesome impact that this movie has had on… on everything and everybody. All things are trivial compared to the artistic perfection that is this movie. It is truly a pity that the running time is only on the order of an hour and a half. A mere speck of time to try and absorb the greatness on the screen. A pity also that this movie is limited to two dimensions on the screen and the simple senses of sight and sound. Ah, but to even imagine immersion in this blissful world of ice and space! Life is not fair!!!!