How the Grinch Stole Christmas – 2000

The thing which made the original Grinch so appealing was that everything was in verse. This movie threw all that out the window, and the result was something just completely stupid and unwatchable. Earth to hollywood – if you’re going to do a movie adaptation of a Dr. Seuss book – make everything rhyme. It’s not that hard… Yes, it will take a little bit of effort, but that’s why we’re paying you millions of dollars.