You’d think that anyone would have enough common sense to NOT make a movie this dumb. I mean, even if you really wanted to make a cheesy Philippino-vampire flick, you’d at least include a plot that made sense, and characters who acted like people actually behave. Is it that hard? Is that too much to ask for? Didn’t anyone raise their hand and say, “hey, this is really dumb, but if we just change a few simple things, it won’t be quite as dumb…”. I guess not.